i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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