just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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