I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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