At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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