my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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