yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
