You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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