...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize
