Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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