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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
only if we run a train.
done.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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