She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
