Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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