Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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