I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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