quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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