Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We left the knife in your bed.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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