Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I have already put on my inside pants.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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