Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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