Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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