the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
