Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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