3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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