it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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