fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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