so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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