Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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