Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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