She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My Sexting was not on an AP level
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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