where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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