weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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