The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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