Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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