"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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