she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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