it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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