there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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