you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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