I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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