So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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