i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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