How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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