Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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