david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
