i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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