Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Randomize
