i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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