I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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