Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
