Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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