I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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